This is very very difficult, since half of these things I believe exist...

But you like weres best?

I voted for the Shedu/Lamassu/Sphinx/Chimera/Griffin. They're all very similar in appearance and purpose, and I love how they're so clever and manipulative. I must have been a Shedu in another life.

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So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.

Vampires! ^^

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Look out boy
these hips are coming through!
These hips'll knock you off your feet
if you don't make room for them to move.

First two lines of "Ode to My Hips" by Lesléa Newman

They're my FAVORITE because they're kind of like ninjas.
They can pretend to be human during the day, but they wreak havoc in the dark of the night.
Buahahahaha!

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So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.

I should have known!

--
So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.

VERY hard to pick, but definitely Unicorn.

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~Ginger Silvertonge

I like unicorns, too. They're certainly pretty

--
So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.

The undead get my vote...because they are real and I don't want to get on their bad side...!