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Devious Comments
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It stung like a violent wind that our memories depend
On a faulty camera in our minds
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So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.
Poor zombies.
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It stung like a violent wind that our memories depend
On a faulty camera in our minds
--
So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.
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yes.. its true... u do look weird
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So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.
true love; people can't be mushy for no reason!
vampires; I saw a special on TV about kids who actually get together, choose one person as a 'sacrifice' and suck their blood (usually from a wrist or something). The kid became anemic later though.
demons; everyone has personal demons, so why not have public ones (president, anyone? COUGH).
Phoenix; you can set fire to the birds in Tony Hawk. Nuff said.
familiars; I have no idea what you're talking about. We'll skip this one.
Dragons; Dinosaurs were big and scaly. I'm sure they could've had inbred babies with a bird and ate a lot of really spicy indian food.
Zombies; this is how I am every morning. They so exist. "PEPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Nymphs; There's little people, so there must be little little people.
Unicorn; maybe a horse just bumped its head really hard.
XD Um, I apologize, I'm just in a silly mood.
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bleh.
BTW, Familiars are attendant spirits, usually in an animal's form. Kinda like invisible friends, but more... real.
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So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.
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